Friday, 31 August 2012

dead lines

image from skysportsnews.com


                                                                           breaking news
                                                                           deadlines nigh
                                                                           read between
                                                                           yellow lines.
                                                                           in the studio
                                                                           on location
                                                                           roving reporters
                                                                           live to the nation
                                                                           as the news it breaks
                                                                           it drops
                                                                           it falls
                                                                           deadline day
                                                                           a free for all.
                                                                           now we're live
                                                                           to Matt or Jim
                                                                           let's hear what's
                                                                           going on within
                                                                           the deepest bowels
                                                                           the inner sanctums.
                                                                           chairman hid behind
                                                                           pulled blinds
                                                                           players sign
                                                                           on dotted lines
                                                                           managers lean
                                                                           from gleaming cars
                                                                           deadlines loom
                                                                           days turn to dark.
                                                                           while the whirlwind
                                                                           outside unfurls
                                                                           you're caught up
                                                                           in its heady world
                                                                           like a trader
                                                                           in the ring
                                                                           BUY! BUY! BUY!
                                                                           your voice it sings;
                                                                           you need that striker
                                                                           defensive cover
                                                                           midfield maestros
                                                                           not just another
                                                                           year of endless misery
                                                                           carpe diem
                                                                           opportunities
                                                                           to make the difference
                                                                           live the dream
                                                                           travel Europe
                                                                           worlds unseen.
                                                                           the time is nigh
                                                                           it's all but done
                                                                           another year
                                                                           another run
                                                                           at the big time
                                                                           a title tilt
                                                                           push for promotion
                                                                           feel no guilt
                                                                           of the vast swathes
                                                                           of money spent
                                                                           in a country
                                                                           swallowed by debt.
                                                                           but now's no time
                                                                           for reality checks
                                                                           sign more players
                                                                           gargantuan cheques
                                                                           another year
                                                                           another day
                                                                           in which us fans 
                                                                           can hope and pray.
                                                                           the clock has ticked
                                                                           midnight falls
                                                                           it's live to Jim
                                                                           the deal has stalled.

1 comment:

  1. Mother of all poems, a real cracker.

    Pretty much sums up modern day football.

    Apparently Premier League clubs have spent over a whopping 4 billion on transfers since the formation of the league.

    Love watching SSN on deadline day, unleash Jim White...

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